The webmaster feels this may be one of the least funny socks ever made by SockGuy. There is nothing funny about broken hips. In fact they really hurt and don't make for a good story. I mean how many times can you hear, "Oh my grandma broke her hip last year too!" That's just not a great way to start a conversation in a bar. And what about the recovery? You can't put a cast on a hip. And who wants a big screw through their hip? Not me. I'd rather lay in bed for 4 weeks and walk with crutches for another 8 weeks. Remember this next time you're on a bike path and you see those little brown rodents hiding behind trees plotting how they will ruin the next cyclist that comes by.

Made with 75% Ultra-wicking Micro Denier Acrylic, 15% Nylon, and 10% Spandex for exceptional comfort and strength. ALL of our socks feature our "Stretch-to-Fit" sizing system and our exclusive "Easy-fit" cuff for a PERFECT FIT every time on any foot. These features create superior softness and comfort and help eliminate blisters and hot spots. We also feature a double stitched heel & toe for added strength and durability. We deliver Superior Quality and High-Tech Comfort in every SockGuy sock we make. We guarantee it.